Apr 28, 2010

Fire Yuko

WARNING! This story is adult themed.

During my time in Asia I have seen a number of things broken with and shot out of the female reproductive anatomy. This past Saturday fire was added to that list; yes a woman in Okinawa, Japan can shoot fire out of her lady part.

Overall the experience was one which your curiosity leads you to and your common sense then wonders why you wanted to see that in the first place. However like most things in life there was more to the story.

For you see, Fire Yuko (fire, lady parts, everyone understands the name now, right?) also works as a volunteer. Where? No, not at the library, at the old peoples home. Why? Because shooting fire and other things out of that region of the body takes a great deal of muscle control. Now when some people get older, it gets harder to control those muscles, which for some means needing to go to the bathroom a lot more.

That is where Yuko and her volunteer work come into play. By teaching older folk's the muscle control techniques she has learned, Fire Yuko is able to help people regain control of the muscles that control their badder. Thus enabling them to enjoy life a bit more.

And that as the late great Paul Harvey would have said, "Is the rest of the story."
Good Day.

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