Kirin Free

Nothing says I’m a responsible raging alcoholic like buying a nonalcoholic beer (or two) at the expressway rest stop. The only thing more amusing than seeing this, was imaging the meeting the marketing department at Kirin must have had before decided to sell this beer at expressway rest stops. It likely went something like this: “Imagine it’s your day off, all you really want to do is get blind drunk, but oh wait the family wants to go somewhere. To make matters worse you have to drive. What do you do? Well that’s where our new product Kirin Free comes in play. You see with Kirin Free you can pretend like your drinking and not only avoid those pesky DUI tickets, but also avoid being reprimanded by your wife for being drunk on yet another family outing.”