Dear Readers, hell has frozen over and pigs are flying. Maruちゃん and Frito-Lay have joined forces to combine the famous junk food of the West, pizza, with the famous junk food of the East, yaki soba.The result? Truly delicious, yet I cannot enjoy this moment of perfection, because I know many of you may never place this culinary masterpiece in your mouth. So while this wonder cools, allow me to write the flavor into your mouth.
It's a dark night. The pizza delivery boy is late. He has 1 minute left to deliver a seafood pizza before its free (and that will be taken out of his minimum wage check). Knowing its a bad idea, the pizza delivery boy pushes the light; hoping to make it in time. Yet alas the Chinese food delivery boy, in a similar situation, pushes the light at the same time. After a crash and a bang metal crunches, food flies, and insurance rates go up. But wait by an act of the unholy one the seafood pizza and stir fried noodles collide mid air at the speed of sound. And at that moment this superfood was created.
Yes ladies and gentlemen that very flavor, unholy union, and or whatever you may call it is what's swimming about my palate right now.
3 comments:
I wanna see the cooked thing ... is it just pizza flavoured yakisoba?
hahah i'm loving the post :)
Jie, yes its JUST seafood pizza flavored yakisoba. However that just does not do this yakisoba justice. Its like saying Go Go Curry JUST makes the most insane curry in Tokyo. Do you remember that monster you had with nato and egg?
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